Hopefully this can allow everyone to know my silly thoughts 希望貼上來的都是無聊想法
2010年4月27日 星期二
放過我
一半原因是因爲説這句説話的人,潛台詞是認爲自己站在正確的一方而只是對方無理取鬧。
你要和人吵架的時候當然不肯退讓,但是夜闌人靜之時,你是否真的覺得,你所説所想的,就是絕對的真理?所以我不太會説放過我,因爲我真的不敢確定我每次都是站在真理的一方
不過這次我也不禁要問,你們這些人,可以放過我嗎?
我當然知道你們不會理解,甚至不會體諒我獨自在苦撐的心情,你們都是他媽的吸血鬼。我只是要問,把我迫死了對你們有好處嗎?我實在不需要你們的理解和體諒,我這個人不會對牛彈琴,不過你們都要明白,你們能有今天的處境,是我,我一個人為你們苦心經營的結果,我為你們在背後做的堅壁清野,為你們保航護駕的細節你不需要知道,你們只須知道,你們今天引以爲傲的整個佈局,沒有我的背書誰也不會為你們配合。你們可以沒有我,這個世界沒有人不可被取代的,但是沒有我的話,你們整個佈局就完蛋。到時蘇州過後,你們自己找艇吧
你們是知道的,所以就放我一條生路,好嗎? 我死了,你才是輸家,我倒是一了百了
2010年4月26日 星期一
守護神
守護神自然是找不到了,而我卻成爲了別人的守護神
不是一個,是很多很多人的守護神
當慣守門員的我,深知看守大門的責任外,更明白"一夫當關"只是空話,沒有整體的防守佈防三個守門員都守不了大門。偏偏現在我就是守護著一個孤島,敵人把我僅餘的盟友殺光了之外,衆島民還正把物資大搖大擺地搬走。
10年前我做夢也沒想過,10年後的今天我要撐起這大片土地。我討厭血,但是不但我雙手已沾滿了血肉,更糟的是我手上的,很大部份是自己的血,不斷地被内耗被出賣時所流的血
在這場原本勝算不高而我方正在敗退的戰爭中,不能投降也不能撤退,哪我可以怎麼樣?
我當了你們的守護神,我的又在哪裡?最少找個人為我止止血好嗎?
2010年4月25日 星期日
Perfect Life
isnt life perfect if we can live in a perfectly philosophical world?
i am now off to build the perfect product. see ya!
2010年4月23日 星期五
比公投更有用的真正民主
市民不滿政府施政的話有權不交税
説老實的,若果市民能夠確切地像老闆監察我們般監察政府,香港警隊最少有60%會被炒魷魚,我活了30多年,祇見過警察抄牌和影快相,實在未見過警察捉過賊,我們的所謂專業警務人員,連在旺角捉鏹水狂徒都説要自顧自的要提早收隊而不保護我們(壹週刊報導),你們憑什麼拿我的錢出糧?
所以不要普選,最好的做法就是要每個有收入的市民納5%的人頭稅而所有政府和公職人員薪酬必須在這人頭稅中支取(相應扣減薪俸税率5%),然後市民可以選擇每5年一次機會,對政府施政不滿的話,提出理由拒絕繳交人頭稅!!而若果市民拒交的話民政處要就書面回應市民的訴求外,政府若果不同意市民的理由,可要求仲裁,市民勝訴的話就可以不交!!
我們市民都要聽米飯班主(老闆)的話,爲什麼到我們付款出糧你們這些人就可以胡來?
試想像一下,2003年如果有這手段,反高鐵又有這手段,過百萬市民拒絕繳交你説政府敢不聽市民的意見?你不聽?OK,你和你的家人都不要吃飯了!!!
這才是民主!!!
2010年4月20日 星期二
光良-童話
到現在我還不知道為什麼這MV是要拍到這麼煽情, 明明是溫馨情歌來的
我想說的是, 若果你和一個不相熟的人來個一吻定情後等不過20秒就告訴你她/他有不治之症, 你還會愛她/他嗎?
愛的交叉點, 當愛來到懸崖邊, 你還會不會一往直前, 死而後已嗎?
其實什麼才是愛? 懂得放手的是真愛嗎? 還是同歸於盡的才是?
2010年4月18日 星期日
Airline Carryon Fees
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/5-airlines-wont-charge-for-apf-1426354844.html?x=0
This is another sign to show why US economy is not going to recover. They know about nothing about running a business
Spirit airlines is charging a carry-on fee for all flights. Tis is not silly, but stupid thoughts! Dont they know what kind of business they are doing? people fly for TRAVEL. regardless of the reasons of traveling, they travel for somewhere else because there is a PHYSICAL NEED that internet cannot serve its purposes. in solving physical needs you have to bring something along right? so how could one avoid the carry-on fee? the idea is stupid in the sense that by forcing people to use the luggage space which they can use on shipping cargoes to earn more money, but instead they wasted in shipping luggages! oops... airlines in US dont ship air parcels...
the bigger problem is raising such fees means the airlines are not raising basic fares but adding unavoidable costs to the tickets. such business model is the same as the one that the investment banks are doing, that they use incomplete information to take extra money from their customers, and if you ask me, that is daytime robbery.
yes american customers can be very stupid at times, but if the country is truly patriotic and has high moral values, why would the corporations cheat against their customers, and especially why would the government and/or regulators will ever allow this to happen? i am OK if you are good enough to cheat and steal my money, but please do not hold double standard against me when i am trying to get my share back
2010年4月13日 星期二
兩萬網民「翻牆」會 AV女優 twitter留言感謝性啟蒙老師
蘋果日報報導,話前AV女優之神蒼井空開左個twitter account,引來幾萬個網民翻牆關注佢個微博,仲引來報紙報導tim
呢單勁料吸引我的地方如下
1 證明要令中國開放網絡世界,晤係靠外國政治勢力晤係靠意識形態,係必須靠軟功。谷歌自以為是,扮上帝,其實只是醜陋的商家。係你有求於中國(錢)咁你話邊個so你?蒼井就晤同!中國人買正版AV睇倉井的肯定晤超過10個,係我地佔人便宜在先政府當然比你翻牆!
2 翻牆,關注,微博,我地港式廣東話同谷歌一樣都係節節敗退。firewall,follow,micro-blogging... 我地以前會用的字眼都變晒做陸式中文.... 我地係咪已經被完全殖民?
3 百度下一步係咪要搞個黃色視頻,吸引國民由日本AV回歸中國鹹片?畢竟哈日係政治不正確
4 最後也最重要的係,點解我去twitter找晤到報導所講的蒼井twitter account?
2010年4月8日 星期四
How would you respond to this email?
____________________________________________________
寄件者: "IMF FUND RECOVERY DEPARTMENT"
日期: 2010/04/07 星期三 上午 03:22:57 HKT
主旨: CONFIRM IF YOU ARE ALIVE
TRANSACTION REFERENCE NO. 0260019870065 VERIFICATION.
A confirmed bank transaction , Smtp 101 credit advice Reference 0260019870065
involving Millions of United States dollars initially approved to you as the
beneficiary is suspected to have been diverted by someone we discovered during
our investigation to false claims.
In a letter directed to our office for verification, the new beneficiary
Messers Jacob
Enterprises stated that the original owner of funds is dead. We have decided
to verify this
claim after instructing the sender bank to hold the transfer. Based on
elaborate global
Scams going on we have decided to contact you with available information that
is contained in the payment file as stored in the computer which was hacked
sometime ago leading to loose of data.
Our quesions is, Did you instruct, sign any application for any change of
beneficiary bank name dated 29TH OF March , 2010 requesting any bank to
transfer the total sum to another account. If no please let is know what
happend.
If after two working days, no responce is received from you, it will be assumed
that you are
dead and as such authorisation for transfer will be granted on behalf of
Messers Jacobs
enterprises to receive your fund in the stated account. No one will be liable
for any reason if you later turn to apply for claim on the same funds as
this will be seen that you have collaborated with Jacob to divert the funds.
In any case you deny this claims, kindly write responding immediately with the
information
below
(1) Your full name.
(2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) company's name,position and address.
4) profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of ID. or any scanned identity to prove yourself.
You should also state how you want your fund paid to you without further delay
if you are still alive. Send your responce to my email address: imf.
fundrecovery@wxxx
Regards
Mrs Tricia Benson.
Some Papers Are Uploaded to Bangalore to Be Graded
It is another exciting development in globalization: now college homework marking is outsourced to 3rd world countries.
should we say sayonara to the western civilization? if the americans cannot find someone good and efficient enough to grade college papers in their colleges, which happens to be one last major competitive advantage they have as a nation, where else could they go?
anyway, I am terrified to read this enlightenment news. not only because i am qualified to grade the college papers (other than not living in India or Malaysia), but it also means that students can now boycott doing homework with a legitimate reason: it shows teachers do not care your homework as much as we were taught to be. Now my daughter can refuse doing any homework and I do not have a legitimate case to defend!
Does it also mean we can also contract out our homework to companies in Malaysia? Or can I now hire someone in Nigeria or Ghana to reply my emails?
Or since it is the Indians who grade our papers, can I request a refund from schools?
Man this world is definitely freaked up!
2010年4月6日 星期二
魚翅婚宴。人情七折 Cut gift money for shark-fin banquets
1 首先大家要明白魚翅係乾製的... 即係話可儲存. 只要你識儲存你晤食晤會壞... non-perishable的話你晤買對suppliers冇壓力ga, 因為我切完鯊魚鰭可以今日晤賣等你地呢D反魚翅的人死晒再賣!!再講, 呢個社會有人儲鮑魚, 如果魚翅價格會上D人就會儲埋魚翅. 即係個real demand一樣晤會跌
你地做埋D傻野反而會因爲魚翅價格低落, 比人有奇貨可居的藉口多捕殺鯊魚 -- 適得其反!
2 更重要的係, 除非你幫襯迪士尼, 你點知道個menu冇翅? 我寫個menu冇但係之後有晤通你叫新人回水?
3 點解D國家反對禁魚翅? 因為佢地靠魚翅出口養家!! 你地想禁我晤反對不過你地想點幫D靠魚翅維生的人生活? 你地晤好淨係顧自己得晤得, 可晤可以都顧下個現實?
4 再講, 魚翅大鑊咁鮑魚又點計? 你地知晤知我地食晒人地D鮑魚? 呢幾十年都再冇二頭四頭吉品鮑點解又晤見你地話保育? 難道呢D晤係破壞海洋生態平衡?
成件事我只係覺得係迪士尼同海洋公園糾結五毫黨宣傳自己冇魚翅的婚宴!!! 講真我地一般人家淨係擺酒先食翅重要擺得20圍以內其實食得幾多魚翅, 仲要係疏liuliu的廣東翅? 真係擺酒晤食翅迪士尼先係贏家! 四季價錢冇樣貴野食咪靠挑動你地D所謂惻隱之心賺錢lor!! 咪比我睇死ar... 過幾年就鮑魚都晤serve!!!
真係想保育鯊魚的話, 不如每次食完魚翅捐$100比一D幫助第三世界人民的機構? 改善佢地的生活佢地先晤需要依賴魚翅去過活!
克勤添丁, 7.3磅二老闆取名 Rex
我對曼聯的厭惡容後再講, 只係我想講下李克勤個仔... 眾所周知佢大仔係ryan, ryan giggs的ryan. 傑斯係英超史上5佳球星而且對球會忠心耿耿, 即使不喜歡曼聯的球迷都對其尊敬有加. 作為曼聯在香港的highest profile fans, 李氏夫婦要個仔叫ryan都可理解
不過問題來la... 而家有第2個仔... 點解係rex? 為此我深入敵陣(登入曼聯網站-- by the way, it is extremely user-unfriendly)我由first team, reserves, academy到教練團都找不到一個人叫rex的人!! 其實曼聯"人才濟濟"點解晤響入面揀個名? wayne(roonie)絕對夠格, 再晤係dimitar都好ar =)
其實我想講... 而家曼聯(其他隊都係)就算踢得再好都再冇以前果種歸屬感... 四大球隊入面仲有幾多係自己青訓的? 用錢買的球員只會效忠錢! 作為球迷的我們除左利用球隊找自己的身份認同, 同球隊/球員講心從來都係癡心錯付... 我地學精左就好難再去commit...
最後. 如果你捧的球隊晤掂大家仲會晤會支持? 利記就係一個litmus test... 來季有冇歐洲賽打都有疑問, 咁就只好賣torres甚至謝拉特去填tum... 不過真係賣左就玩完!! 到時你地仲支持嗎? 不過曼迷晤好笑得咁happy住wor... 你地絕對會係下一個!!
2010年4月2日 星期五
書法機械人
1. 個科技成熟之後咁係咪買個機械人番來就可以抄襲名畫, 咁仲有人投資名畫?
2. 只要識寫字, 加埋聲音分辨裝置, 咁以後咪可以唔駛用秘書?
3. 咁之後咪連細路仔都唔駛做功課la?
4. 咁寫字都識, 第時係咪連其他功能都齊?
人類滅絕的可能性不能被排除!!
話說回頭其實呢個發明最大的問題係書法係藝術, 而佢的精髓係要表現自我風格ga ma.. 機械人只懂臨摹, 咁比你臨摹到有王羲之九成又點? 咪係比我地褒美! 褒美不是藝術wor!