Food Weapons

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_india_chili_grenades

I love this news so much. The Indians have scored a big one on creative weapon development. This opens up endless opportunities for everyone to make creative weapons, and perhaps this movement will help make world a more peaceful place as weapons are now meant to wow people instead of killing people.

Since this is a chili weapon I think I can come up with two really useful weapons that use food to keep people in order. No it is not those grossy discovery channel materials, but normal food!

1. Syrup/Lard spray.

As a chinese we condifer lard/pig fat as really delicious food, and i do think this works better with pig fat. However as I am a attentive person that respect other cultures and culcinary preference, syrup just works as well.

This can be used on disperse mobs or women streakers in aerosol sprays. I think this is an improvement over using water because high concentration syrup or animal fat will give a very sticky, greasy texture over a body when it is sprayed on others. People will immediately stop their actions and want to eliminate the sticky feelings. Lard works better because greasiness is more irritative and it smells worse.

IMHO it is also better than using jolokia in aerosol sprays it is just as dangerous to the user that uses the jolokia spray. I suspect the users will need strong chemicals to clean the jolokia residuals, whereas you only need strong soaps if it is lard or syrups

2. Durian/Coconut Bomb

This can be used on fighting against bank robberies by launching the fruit bombs to the robbers. As a durian hater I prefer durian because the long and thick spurs will cause significant damage if one were struck by a high speed durian. The robbers will need to either to put effort to dodge durians or shoot them down, but the good part is a durian shell is not thick and once it is broken, the provocatively disgusting smell will definitely break the robbers' will. However this would not work in Southeast Asia where durian is loved, so I propose to use coconut as an alternative, this is because the shells are harder and if the shells are crashed, the syrup inside will bring the same effect as the first one.

(i thought of using pineapple but i think it tastes and smells too good to be a crime stopper :P)

hopefully some day we will live in a world that weapon is for us to poke fun but not for killing people!